A couple people are returning Xboxes

I already admitted that we've had the occasional problem. Mea goddamned culpa. What do you people want, blood? It was bad enough when the mediadorks were speculating about 20% return rates. But now they're claiming 33%. And get a load of this so-called "study". Look, we pay for these things all the time. You can make them say whatever you want. But that stuff about Canada is just an obvious fabrication. C'mon, like an Xbox is going to overheat there. Check out the picture that some of our covert people captured and you'll understand what's really going on here. What do you see? Cottonheads, women and children. That's Nintendo's fan base, not ours. These miscreants are simply trying to give the Xbox a bad name by buying it and then returning it, claiming it's "unreliable". All so their precious Wii can take over. It's despicable. The mediadorks are falling for it, but don't be fooled. We're on it.