Cry me a river Google

This Schmidtdork is really becoming a pain in my ass. Hell, he's a google of pains in my ass. Here they are whining away that our recent agreements to change Vista's search don't go far enough. I told Smith this was gonna happen but nooooo, he knew better. Just "go along to get along", he said. So I agreed to make some changes, against my better judgement. I even had to endure that Jobsdork calling us pussies for doing it. And now what? Those little googleplex creeps are gonna cry to Kollar-Kotelly directly. Like I need that hassle right now, especially with those European Commission dorks still breathing down my back. I'm gonna crush this guy. It may not be today or tomorrow, but it's going to happen. You heard it here first.