Monday, June 25, 2007

WAAH, WAAH, WAAH


Yet another dork giving us a hard time over Xbox 360 reliability. "Imagine if all the angry threads about broken Xbox 360s and Microsoft sucking were turned into positive messages about how great Microsoft was in helping with a problem. It'd make a huge difference". Oh gee, why didn't our team of highly-paid MBA's think of that? Listen up, askhole, do you know how much we've lost on this exercise so far? Five billion. That's with a big "B", friend. That's what it takes to hunt big game. And we promised to finally show profitability this coming fiscal. Also, I talked to Bach and he says you're FOS and the console is fine. Or at least it will be soon. So no, we're not going to give you and your dork buddies a new one because you can't get laid, and instead played Halo 2 all weekend in your mother's basement until you finally bricked it. If you don't like it, buy a Wii like everyone else. Or a PS3, because they can't give that shit away. Oh, and aren't you a little old to be playing with stuffed animals, mama's boy?

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